In this world, there are too many mysteries around us.
Some we don't want to face.
Some just wreak damage on our brains.
Some just catch our attention and make us want to join to play.
Wei Qing always wondered why his God was so cruel and tore his family apart.
And he blamed all of it on Wu Di.
To Wu Di, the mystery was why YouTube ranking was not number one this week.
Number two.
I'll definitely expose the truth of
these inferior restaurants that rely only on publicity.
What are you doing?
Keep filming.
And, he wanted to find out Guang Ji's secret to flavorful food.
It's tasty.
What's the main ingredient in your dish?
To Shan Bao the biggest mystery is how to make her small breasts bigger.
When these mysteries meet, we get to a whole new level.
Sauce Room.
Open!
What on earth is going on?
I'm not giving up!
Shan Bao wanted to take her tape back, but Wu Di would let her do it.
Bye bye.
Why?
What's Wu Di's true face?
Why all of a sudden this drama has become an ocean adventure?
Only in our... Invincible Shan Bao Mei.
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[Episode 3]
Sun Wu Di!
Miss Hu Shan Bao, you should... Hu Shan Bao...
Sun Wu Di, I'm not giving up!
Miss No Shame.
Tomorrow please tune in on time for my 'Wu Di and Your Delicious Food Date.'
Bye bye.
Let go!
You Guang Ji people are strange.
You like to hit the nose.
Sorry!
What are you doing? Hold her back.
Hello. I'm busy now.
Hello. Yes, that tape.
Okay, yes.
Hello.
Silly.
Can't you tell I'm just fooling you.
The rating of my food show does not need your nude video to help.
Even though many women have condemned me as a bad man
but it's due to my deadly charm.
Why would I use a nude video?
Broadcasting it will ruin a girl for life.
Not that place...
Yes, bye. Boss.
Give the tape to the production company.
You know what to keep or to erase.
Don't you?
Call me if there's any question.
- What are you doing? - Yes, coming.
I'm coming, sorry.
Help me check how many times Zu An called me while we were taping.
President Ji called... and... not a single call from boss lady.
Not... even one call?
Must have been bad reception.
Didn't I tell you to change the carrier?
- All my fault. - Anyway...
- Tell Ji Da Wei to come to my office. - Yes, sir.
Hello, ask President Ji to come here.
What, on vacation?
- Boss, he's on vacation. - Vacation?
I'm so busy and he's on vacation?
- Who approved it? - I'll check.
It was you, Boss.
Even though he's on vacation we each have responsibilities.
He should be on call.
Find out where he is.
I want to discuss with him about his insubordinate daughter.
Check right away...
Detestable Sun Wu Di.
I don't care what unscrupulous methods I use today I must get my video back.
- President Ji. - Thank you.
President Ji, this morning I gave the money to Wang Ye as your ordered.
Wang Ye said he regrets that he can't stay at Tian Xiang Lou to help you.
He worked for us for almost twenty years.
A grievance was inflicted on him this time.
President Ji, we really need Wang Ye.
Eight-Nation Alliance has openly said they are targeting Tian Xiang Lou.
You know what happened to that Korean restaurant.
It's one thing to be taken over.
but their specialty spicy rice cake is now covered with mayonnaise.
Even their store sign was burned.
President Ji.
Sun Wu Di doesn't understand cuisine.
All he depends on is his mouth.
How can he defeat Eight-Nation Alliance?
Are you willing to watch him let Tian Xiang Lou get destroyed?
President Ji.
We have tolerated him for a long time.
He is now forcing you to give up control
saying you are too old and should retire.
Everyone knows you are the one who established Tian Xiang Lou's kingdom.
President Ji, just one word from you
all of us workers will follow you
and teach Sun Wu Di a good lesson.
What's this nonsense about kingdom?
Help Wu Di, take care of Tian Xiang Lou.
That's my promise to his parents long ago.
As for me, I never thought of overstepping my role.
Remember this.
Do not conspire any misdeeds.
Wu Di is still young and too inexperienced to know the world.
He doesn't think enough before action.
So that's what I am to Uncle.
A young, conceited, inexperienced and brazen child.
Zu An told me Uncle hasn't been feeling well.
I suggested you take time off to recuperate.
I didn't expect you'd ignore your health for a wine-tasting party here.
A-Gui, go to the event organizers and verify my orders.
All right.
Wu Di, why are you suddenly here?
Are you here to discuss with me how to fight off Eight-Nation Alliance?
I don't really care about those guys.
I'll wait for them to show up first.
I want to talk about Zu An with you.
Uncle, I can foresee Zu An's future.
After she leaves me, she won't meet another excellent man like me.
That's what I'm most worried about.
I'm afraid her future love life will be quite difficult.
She will keep comparing other men with me.
It will be too painful for her.
As her father you should talk some sense into her.
Maybe after one or two comparisons she'll find it better to come back to me.
Zu An is not that young anymore.
Youth is precious.
Wu Di, you two have been together for many years.
Why solve problems by breaking up?
Breaking up is her idea, not mine.
That's why I'm asking you to talk with her.
At least, pay her phone bills.
I didn't receive one call from her today.
I wonder if her phone has been blocked.
You know...
I am really happy you called me.
Really?
Ever since I ate the Tiramisu Beef you made
I've been wondering.
Did you add some love potion to it?
It's made me miss you so much.
I can relieve you longing anytime.
But, the number you give me must be good.
Are you cold?
It's not my body that's cold.
It is here.
Young people are really brave these days.
You don't even go to a hotel to do it.
You can actually flirt like animals in public.
How are you?
- Is there a misunderstanding? - Misunderstanding?
Do you think I'm blind or stupid?
Don't I know the color of my hat? (Green for cuckold)
As soon I got here, I saw you and my wife kissing and nibbling ears.
You think I didn't see it?
Hubby.
Don't misunderstand me.
I only just met him.
It's her again.
She always has a different boy toy with her at these public events.
He was forcing a kiss on me.
Hubby.
Don't be upset anymore.
This guy looks somewhat familiar.
Sweetie.
Drag him out!
Crush that lying, seducing mouth.
- Take him! - Hubby...
Don't you see all these people here?
The Chairman must be blind.
Doesn't he see his wife is the problem?
Men! He beats up the bad dog here.
Then he'll take care of the bitch at home.
Don't make a big scene here.
I suggest...
Make him kiss your shoe as an apology.
Good! Good idea!
Kiss it.
Kneel.
Let this blow over, I will pay you well.
In future, your daughter will require
long-term care at a burn rehab center.
Unbelievable!
I would rather be beaten up than kiss the shoe.
This morning I got a call from Tian Qing's burn rehab center.
You've owed three months of fees.
If you don't pay it off next week
Tian Qing will be forced to leave the center.
Force to leave...
Unbelievable!
Wait!
Chairman.
For my sake, forget it.
President Ji of Tian Xiang Lou?
President Ji, it's not that I don't respect you
but, if I let him go where's my self respect?
You've already shamed him in public.
This is a good stopping point.
All right.
For you sake it is. However I have to punch him a couple to vent.
Chairman.
Don't waste your energy on this creep.
He is so disgusting that after you hit him
you would need to sanitize your fists.
He's already deeply embarrassed.
Let him go. Or you'd get ridiculed for even dealing with this creep.
He's right.
I wouldn't dirty my hands.
Get lost!
Don't let me see you with my wife again.
Get lost!
Why aren't you out of here yet?
What kind of attitude is that?
About the overdue fees
I'll have money in a few days to send to you.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Please let Tian Qing stay at the rehab center then.
Thank you.
You may not get a single penny tomorrow.
That Selena is famous for getting a free lunch.
She won't give you money.
I'm telling you the truth. She won't give you money.
If you try to get money from her tomorrow, expect a bounced check.
What attitude is that?
If I wasn't the Good Samaritan and save you just now
your face would have been punched flat.
For a wolf in sheep's clothing when did you develop a sense of justice?
True, I'm down on my luck now.
But you are a bloodless killer who will be punished by retribution.
- Karma will get you. - Retribution?
What wolf in sheep's clothing?
Murderer?
You must be mistaken.
This won't work.
Sun Wu Di lives in Tian Xiang Lou's top floor.
Although I can climb to the roof and drop down
it will still be a challenge to open the back door.
Darn it!
If I had known, I would have studied lock picking.
I wouldn't be so stuck now.
- Hello. - A-Gui?
We can't stand it anymore.
We must give Sun Wu Di a lesson to vent for Wang Ye.
All we need is one word from you and President Ji.
All right.
Do whatever you want.
Remember, this has nothing to do with me or President Ji.
- Big Brother. - Yes?
Why did A-Gui say this has nothing to do with him and President Ji?
You're such an idiot.
This is called reading between the lines.
Figure it out ourselves.
I say, we are going to do a big one this time.
A big one?
Then, what's our plan?
You are so stupid like a pig!
As disciples of President Ji and Wang Ye...
- Right? - Yes.
We must teach Sun Wu Di a good lesson.
We'll hide him for a few days.
Then we can welcome back President Ji and Wang Ye.
Eight-Nation Alliance will cry for their mothers.
But where are we going to hide him?
He can't come to my house.
My parents just came to visit Taipei from Nantou.
The bedroom is occupied.
- How about your house? - My house?
My house should be okay.
You know my dad is a fisherman and has a very generous personality.
He wouldn't care if we have an extra person.
The problem is, we only have one room.
The whole family lives in one room, won't this be too hard on him?
You idiot.
We are kidnapping him, not hosting him.
Let me tell you. This kidnapping is only known to A-Gui, you and me.
We must not let a fourth person know. Understand?
- Teacher was talking, were you listening? - Yes.
Let me tell you. This kidnapping is only known to A-Gui, you and me.
We must not let a fourth person know. Understand?
- Teacher was talking, were you listening? - Yes.
Did you hear everything we just said?
Yes.
Teacher, don't worry.
I will definitely not let a fifth person know.
Because, I'm in this profession too.
We're all just finding work to do.
It's interesting to meet someone with similar ideology.
It's like meeting old friends.
If you have a problem, just tell me.
My brother will solve it for you for sure.
Then I won't be modest.
Teacher, is there a guaranteed way to break into someone's house?
I'm not learning it to do bad things.
My firing squad is aimed only at one target.
Tell us your suffering and who caused it.
- Let me hear it. - Yes.
I, Hu Shan Bao, is a law-abiding citizen who has no enemies.
A womanizer and his men came into my home today
and took my sensual nude photo.
For my husband's sake, I must get the video back.
They are terrible.
I can understand roses and azaleas.
But I don't understand why he wants to pick a little daisy like you.
That's okay, just tell me where he lives.
That womanizer's sex haven is right on the top floor of this restaurant.
What a coincidence! Top floor also?
Top floor?
Yes.
No... Big Brother, I can confirm we are not after the same person.
Because our guy's taste should be...
Yes... that's right. But, it's not really a problem.
You can ask me anything about restaurants.
I can teach you a best trick and you definitely won't be discovered.
Pray tell.
Most of the restaurant's air conditioner pipes are connected.
They are placed above the ceiling tiles.
You can sneak into the restaurant from the back when they throw out trash.
Open the ceiling tiles.
Follow the pipes above the ceiling.
Just keep climbing and you'll reach the top floor.
That's awesome, Big Brother.
Thank you, Teacher. I will implement what I've learned.
You don't have to thank me.
In that case, if Teacher ever has any problem, please tell me.
I will definitely help you out.
In the nice and peaceful village where I'm from
there is a greedy and arrogant boss.
He treats people ruthlessly.
Even to our most respected Wang Ye...
Granddad Wang...
he is particularly harsh.
So we want to kidnap him and teach him a lesson.
But, we now face a problem.
What problem?
We don't know where to hide him.
Big Brother, did you know when Young Boss was kidnapped in childhood
he was left to drift in the river?
If we trapped him in water again, just imagine how fearful he will be.
He will definitely wet his pants!
Big Brother, I just remembered.
My dad's fishing boat will be docked tonight.
We can put him on the boat, Phoenix.
Yes!
Once a teacher, always a teacher.
I don't have money to pay you.
I have two gifts here, please accept.
- This is stockings. - Yes.
- This is a scarf. - Why give me this?
I hope they will be useful to you when you go kidnapping.
Good brother.
We cannot delay. Let's go our separate ways!
Go, go, go, go, go!
- Go! - Go!
Shit, why wear that much perfume?
The whole place smells of her.
I don't want to see your gossip news on magazines.
I also don't want to see you force a kiss
but ignore the hurt in that's girl's eyes.
I don't want A-Qiang tell me you're working
when I see you hold another woman.
So many times I thought of skipping my contraceptives.
If I knew I could tie you up with a child
I would want to wager once.
If I flirting with other men could make you care about me more
I would be willing to try it too.
What I want...
how much can you really give me?
Your call is forwarded to the voice-mail box. After the beep...
Your call is forwarded to the voice-mail box.
After the beep, a fee will start.
Miss Zu An Ji.
That Lai Shang Gan is too much lately.
His program is exactly the same as mine.
Of course his ratings are not as good.
Still, I can't let him continue to misbehave.
I need to discuss this 'business affair' with you.
I'll wait for your call.
I'm busy now, but if you want to come over
I'm okay with it.
A-Qiang?
Still have questions about the tape?
Didn't I already tell you very clearly today?
All right. Oh, by the way, get someone to take my rug to the dry cleaner's.
If I smell perfume again, you're finished!
- I just bought a new cell phone. - Really?
- Yes, it has good functions. - How much is it?
- Call that rascal. - Hi, Big Brother.
Aren't you helping A-Gui at the studio?
Why are you here?
You don't understand.
I heard Boss Sun got upset over a broken timer.
- Is that right? - Right.
So we have prepared some new timers.
- All different kinds, just for him. - I see.
So he'll know how considerate we are.
- Isn't it great? - Great!
Take care, we are going inside.
Take care, take care.
Putting his disgusting portrait on the wall
does he want to scare his guests?
Now he looks more human.
You horrible beast.
I'm worried about my nude video, and you are enjoying a shower.
This is too much.
I'll treat him the way he treats me.
Confucius is right.
You hit me once, I'll kick you twice.
You saw my upper body this morning.
I'm going to look at your lower half at night.
An eye for an eye! It's only fair!
This stocking has good visibility and breathing room.
It's a good partner to commit crimes.
What're you doing?
My cupping cups were transparent.
Your bubbles need to be transparent too.
Don't take my pictures!
Hu Shan Bao, stop! Hu Shan Bao!
How dare you to come take my shower photo.
So you really are a pervert!
I'm going to call the police on you.
How do you know I'm Hu Shan Bao?
Besides what's sticking out from your chest
the fragrance from you body
not to mention the muscular arms.
If you don't want to be recognized at least pay more attention.
There are such huge holes in the stockings.
Who wouldn't be able to see you?
Fine. I don't care you know who I am.
Let's put our cards on the table.
If you want your nude photo back exchange it with my nude video.
It's a fair trade.
If you won't, then I'll post it on the internet to poison everyone's eyes.
So that's what this is about.
Why would I allow you to post such a hot photo of me?
Let me tell you. Sun Wu Di is not an easily manipulated dummy. Go!
You haven't given me the tape.
- Let me go! - Come here!
The video...
Get another one.
Another one.
Dummy, why are you using i-cash?
Are you sure it's this card?
Maybe it doesn't have enough money?
This is serious. Don't joke with me.
Get another one.
Where's the video? Give it to me.
Big Brother, I'm not getting enough air.
My eyes can't open. Am I dying?
You're so stupid!
Make a hole in the stockings.
Strange.
MacGyver on TV only has to touch and it opens.
I've been fooled by him all this time.
- Let me go. - Get out.
You haven't given me the tape.
- Big Brother... - Teachers?
You are that good brother.
Sorry, a debt must be settled even between brothers.
Don't blame me.
Grudge come before family ties.
Sun Wu Di.
We are here to kidnap you.
Just obey and raise your arms because we have lethal weapons.
How dare you to want to kidnap me.
It's not to late to back off.
Get out and I'll forget about it.
So full of yourself!
Do you think these are ordinary nunchucks?
Look, these are exploding nunchucks filled with gunpowder.
If you don't surrender...
I will blow up this Tian Xiang Lou building.
Big Brother, what about our good brother?
Let her go?
Please be kind, Teachers.
Consider my gift of stockings to you
- Please let me go. - You shut up!
Sorry, I learned this old lesson.
You must flush after using the toilet.
So, we must erase any evidence!
- Kidnap both of them! - Yes, sir.
Big Brother, I've tied them both up.
What's next?
Remember how Cleopatra was secretly presented to Caesar?
I get it!
They are so heavy, Big Brother.
The number you dialed is not picked up. Transferring to voice-mail...
- You can't find Shan Bao? - No.
An hour ago, she told me she would be late.
Now, all the calls are going to her voice-mail.
I remember now.
When Shan Shan was pregnant with Shan Bao she ate some rat poison by mistake.
She had diarrhea for three whole days.
Maybe this is what's making Shan Bao odd.
You always blame that. Don't you have anything new?
Da Dao.
Your mom didn't eat rat poison when she was pregnant with you.
Why are you odd too?
- I... - You... You what?
Why raise rats?
At least poultry can be eaten.
Throw it away tomorrow. It's disgusting.
Don't do this. Mice are cute.
Mice even star in cartoons.
But can you eat mice?
Chef Guang, why are you upset with mice?
You should think about how to reduce harmful effects of the video.
But I don't think you can think of any idea anyway.
Rubbish!
Let me tell you.
If people saw this video
the neighbors will surely point at her and talk about her.
As a father how can I fu... forgive myself for not protecting my baby?
Forget it, unless there's a miracle now.
Or, we have a massive invasion of rats and the rats chew off all the TV cables.
Then we won't be able to watch TV.
Xiao Sa, what an incredible thought!
- Yes? - That's what to do!
All we need to do is to stop the show from being broadcast.
No one will see Shan Bao's nude video.
I... I... I... He...
Big Brother, I don't know where Caesar lived.
Dummy, which one of them looks like Cleopatra?
We'll just take them directly to the Phoenix.
But, before we get out of Tian Xiang Lou
be cautious of everything, understand?
Yes, got it.
The two of you, stop!
What happened? Got a promotion?
You don't say hi to me when you see me?
Aren't you a sissy?
A-Qiang, A-Qiang brother.
What are you doing in the middle of night?
- Taking the rug to dry clean. - Yes, dry cleaning.
That's what you are good for.
All right, get going.
What are you doing in the middle of night?
- Taking the rug to dry clean. - Yes, dry cleaning.
That's what you are good for.
All right, get going.
- What's that sound? - Yes, let me explain.
My young helper here has been a dummy since he was a child.
When he gets nervous, he makes noises.
Excuse him. He's really nervous.
So pitiful.
- All right, when you finish, you can rest. - Okay.
Don't move.
That... That thing...
That rug is so heavy.
How can just the two of you carry it?
Hey, you... come help. Quick.
- Hurry. - Yes, coming.
Help out...
Let me tell you.
You are lucky to run into the kind A-Qiang.
If you had run into our ruthless Young Boss...
You would have been in trouble.
It's so dirty. Hurry and take it away.
- Thanks, A-Qiang. - Thanks, A-Qiang.
Thanks.
A-Qiang, I'm going to get rid of you, you fence-sitter.
Why do I feel a sudden chill?
Thank you, everyone. Here.
- Thanks, thanks. - We owe you a favor.
Thanks for your help.
Big Brother, let's agree first.
I'm not going to kill anyone.
Relax, we just shut him up for a few days.
Let people think he's afraid of facing Eight-Nation Alliance.
It'll curb his arrogance too.
Let's see if he dares to treat people with arrogance in the future.
- That's okay then! - Open it.
So heavy!
Two fat pigs!
Hu Shan Bao, I really misunderstood you.
Even though you are not quite up to the normal scale
but you really are blooming somewhat.
Wei Qing, I am sorry.
I'm cuddling with another man.
However, I will never have any desire for this man.
Except for you, I can remain chaste against any man.
Where is it?
Here, don't you see the Phoenix?
What kind of place is this?
Well, Sun Wu Di.
Do you feel a familiar sense of water waves?
Help!
Help! Help!
Wu Di, there are evil people in the world.
When you grow up, be mindful of people.
Whenever you run into difficulties
just remember why I named you Wu Di (meaning 'Invincible')
Seasickness?
Sun Wu Di, don't be afraid.
Teacher Lin, as an example to students
how can you do this dirty kidnapping work?
Hurry and let us out.
Young girl.
Let me say this. I am not Teacher Lin.
You pick up from those you are close to.
Whatever you are suffering now is because you've made the wrong friends.
If you want to blame anyone, blame Sun Wu Di.
Don't you speak Chinese? Let us go!
If you keep on making loud noises we can die together. Understand?
- Let's go! - Let's go!
Hey... Hey...
It's all because of you.
You are such a famous mean boss with many misdeeds.
No wonder someone doesn't like you and want to kidnap you.
Mean boss?
They really are Tian Xiang Lou's employees.
I knew not to easily trust anyone.
But I still got cheated.
Big Brother, is it really all right to lock them in the fish freezer?
Dummy, this is how they'll stay 'fresh.'
Hey, Big Brother, I meant to tell you.
My dad thought I had guests on this boat so he prepared a lot of food.
Look here.
Our situation is really very dangerous.
We also don't know what cruel methods they will use on us.
- Don't make any sounds. - I say, kill this one first.
You can tell this one has good health.
No bad habit. Looks healthy to me.
I think, his liver must be big and fat.
Then what's the market place?
We haven't seen such quality goods.
The market place must be very high.
Okay, let's take it's liver.
I didn't know Teacher is trafficking human organs.
Although I don't smoke, I drink alcohol often.
I even get drunk when I feel low.
I drank a bottle of whiskey before shower.
Smell.
That's why the healthy liver they talked about
should be yours!
I should have known.
My going to bed regularly at eleven would cause attention.
No wonder he's a teacher.
He can see I have good liver. (Pun for 'kindness')
Look, this one is also good.
Judging from this one's color and skin he must be full of vitality and energy.
The testicles must be large and full.
Is there a market for them?
Big Brother, you don't understand.
These would sell at a really hot price.
It has a lot of protein and vitamin D.
It's a great supplement!
Okay, cut off the testicles.
I think they are talking about you this time.
Even though I have a small bosom I'm a real woman.
I certainly don't have any of those things that you men have.
I knew it.
I am too outstanding as a male.
Other males feel an enormous pressure
and want to do this to reduce my masculine glory.
This...
This is not all their fault.
This item is really top-grade and rare.
I don't think it's that special.
The intestines...
This kind of clean intestines without blemishes is very rare.
The demand for intestines far exceeds supply in the market.
Whenever good intestines appear the prices immediately rise sky high.
In that case, cut out the intestines!
Sure!
Do you get constipated?
Yes, when my work becomes stressful.
It looks like I'm more pitiful than you.
I will lose intestines and liver.
- You'll only lose testicles. - But, without testicles...
it's like taking away my life.
I'm the last one in the Sun family.
How can I live up to my responsibility without my testicles?
My dad would be very disappointed.
Teacher is ruthless.
He wants our organs and wants them fresh.
We are locked in here in low temperature
so we can be kept in fresh condition.
If A-Gui knows we how fixed up Sun Wu Di
he will be very happy.
Actually I'm not that unusually smart.
Just like everyone else
I think Tian Xiang Lou cannot do without President Ji.
This has stimulated my potential to an unprecedented level.
I am quite impressed by myself.
Did you tie up the Phoenix's rope?
- Rope? - Yes.
Didn't you tie it up?
The Phoenix is your boat, not mine.
Of course you should tie it.
But I'm carrying the fish.
Oh no!
You are a big idiot!
What should we do now?
We can't call the police to ask them for help.
We're in deep trouble!
They could die, don't you understand?
What's wrong? Why are you shaking so?
Your face is pale and the lips are purplish.
You can't be so worried about your testicles that you're getting feverish?
Horrible! It's one thing to kill me, but
to torture me and freezing me to death...
Hu Shan Bao, what are you doing?
Are you crazy?
The boat is getting shakier because of you.
Stop.
What's up? Don't mess with a single man.
All right, continue with your exercises.
Work off your excess energy and reduce all unnecessary desires.
What are you saying?
Although I'm upset with the cupping video
I wouldn't stand by and not save a dying person.
So forget about your pride.
Lean on me.
My body is very warm now, so don't be modest.
Don't you have any good sense?
How can you do this behind my back?
What if something happened to Wu Di
what do we do about Tian Xiang Lou?
Can you take the responsibility?
President Ji.
They were just venting for you and Wang Ye.
They didn't expect it to get this far.
That's right, President Ji.
We just wanted to teach Young Boss a little lesson.
He won't be here to face the challenge from Eight-Nation Alliance.
You and Wang Ye can take charge again.
- Who knew... - Enough! All of you shut up.
Enough excuses!
Can Wu Di make it back?
President Ji, the sea is turbulent now.
What if Wu Di can't make it back?
I don't want to go to jail.
Now is not the time to be frantic.
I'll think of a way for Wu Di to return safely.
- You can leave. - Thank you, President Ji.
Wait!
You can't let anyone know about Wu Di's kidnapping.
Pretend nothing has happened, understand?
- Thank you, President Ji. - We are leaving then.
President Ji, it's best not to call the police.
Why not let Wu Di disappear forever?
You will naturally succeed in taking charge at Tian Xiang Lou.
You need to take one simple step.
What you fought all these years for will become yours legitimately.
It's also what everyone wishes.
Take the opportunity of this good timing start the coup d'etat and become king.
Although I don't want to say this....
- It's time to write a will. - Nonsense!
I don't have a beneficiary to write a will to.
You don't even have one beneficiary?
Don't you have parents, siblings, friends
girlfriends, or even an illegitimate child?
I'm the last one left in my family.
I don't need anyone else.
I like being alone.
Can't be true. No one can live alone.
Do you think I really like being alone?
My dad disappeared because of a plot by his employees.
My mom died of sadness and depression.
My longtime girlfriend abandoned me without giving a reason.
Even now, it's because of my employees we are abducted to be left here.
Do you think I can still trust anyone?
So you don't have any family left.
Your solitary personality is caused by your sad life.
Sun Wu Di.
Even though you are free to be alone
but you still need friendship.
I already said, I like being alone.
If that's how you think
you can live alone in that penthouse for the rest of your life.
Don't let anyone have the chance to climb up near you.
That's what I should do from now on.
I will have all pathways blocked.
No one can ever get in again.
If all pathways are block, how will you get out?
When you are hungry, sick or feeling sad
or when you want to talk with someone
what will you do?
If no one can get in, I will not be hurt.
That's because you won't be living
of course you won't be hurt.
Actually I don't like being hurt either.
Since I was young, whenever I get rejected by a boy, I'd be very hurt.
But, no matter how big the wound is, it still will heal someday.
When the wound healed
I'd keep on moving toward my goal of being a good wife and mother.
Because I'm not afraid of getting hurt
I will find a man who really understands me.
You are such a unique girl.
The man who will understand you must be a very brave superman.
I don't know why
but it really does make me feel better listening to you.
Thank you, Hu Shan Bao.
Okay, can you temporarily stop your construction plan to block all pathways?
Such a big construction shouldn't be started recklessly.
Okay, okay. I'll think it over.
For now, I will have better traffic control.
So, what's on your will?
You fool. Of course it is to tell my boyfriend
how regretful I am about doing cupping.
When I think about that video
it is what I leave to Wei Qing, my family, even to...
even to the entire country as my last memorial.
That just makes me want to die!
Hey, don't worry.
I've never planned to broadcast your video.
Really? You said you'd definitely show it.
And, you were going to find the best part
to set a new ratings record for your show.
I was teasing you.
Actually, right from the start
I've only planned to show just the interview
because Guang Ji's food is really superb.
As for your cupping segment
do you really think it will help ratings?
Definitely not!
That's right, of course I wouldn't show it.
Sun Wu Di, I feel so happy!
Thank you.
I can enter eternal rest without worry.
Congratulations!
Unlike me, I wouldn't be able to close my eyes yet.
Why?
You don't understand what goes on between man and woman.
Are you talking about the longtime girlfriend who abandoned you?
Actually, a woman wants more than love.
What's more important is trust.
Sun Wu Di!
You are really awful!
Have you ever trusted me?
Have you ever believed in our relationship?
Actually, a long time ago
I had this kind of simple, pure love for only one person
but I can't remember how it feels anymore.
I believe you are not a jerk.
If you really love your girlfriend just go after her with full force.
Give her your trust.
She will definitely be moved.
It's too late.
Even if I want to give her my trust I don't know when we can leave this hell.
At that time, who knows how many kids
she will already have with that Lai Shang Gan.
What are you doing?
Don't worry.
Now that I'm relieved of my video crisis
my body is full of energy and force.
I'm going back alive to be Wei Qing's bride.
Teacher Lin, I'll fight you to death!
So, this is how it feels to be treated as a woman
being cuddled in an embrace
and being protected like a baby.
It's so beautiful.
Wei Qing, will you treat me like this too?
Shit, I'm too seasick.
She's not my woman.
There's nothing to gain here, why did I protect her?
That was just the warm up.
Now I'm doing it for real!
That's awesome!
It's great to be strong.
Most women wouldn't be able to break out that door.
Now is not the time to praise me. Let's go!
We can't ever get back!
My dad and brother must be so worried.
I miss home.
That's awesome!
It's great to be strong.
Most women wouldn't be able to break out that door.
Now is not the time to praise me. Let's go!
We can't ever get back!
My dad and brother must be so worried.
I miss home.
Dad! Da Dao!
Battleground report...
I cut off sixty families.
East street, fifty families.
West street, seventy one families.
South street, only two families.
No, how can I be fast with this gadget?
To battle well, first you need good weapons.
You are to blame for not preparing well.
- Hu Da Dao... - Don't be so loud.
You go help him cut, cut, cut.
Remember, we are preventing a disaster for Shan Bao.
- Go! - Go!
Miss, knives don't have eyes.
Let's move!
[Preview]
I found life jackets.
Sun Wu Di, compared with you
I have Wei Qing and my video crisis is solved.
You are more qualified to return alive first.
Fight hard, Sun Wu Di.
Swim back and I'll meet you onshore.
Only way to leave is to leave together.
I won't ever abandon women and children to save only myself.
Sun Wu Di, it's really you!
- You actually came back for me. - What are you doing?
Once you are safe, you have desires?
Don't forget what you promised on the boat.
Please. I wouldn't forget it since it is so important to you.
What, Sun Wu Di proposed to you?
I should have let him film me doing cupping.
Isn't that the segment on the sauce room?
Why isn't it cut?
Sun Wu Di, you... are a bastard.
I'm truly sorry.
Can your 'Sorry' turn back time?
Can it take me back to before the video was broadcast?
Surely you have some wish that the invincible Sun Wu Di can help you reach?
I'm Sun Wu Di, the invincible Wu Di.
Can you remove the BBQ smell on my body?
Can you make me less powerful like other girls?
Can you make my biceps disappear?
Can you return my Wei Qing?
In the future, don't ask people to make a wish haphazardly
because you are not really invincible.
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